phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via shutupfinnick)

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via orgasm)

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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via mugglesex)

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mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job
unoriginalhbu:

:)
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